Overview:
Because some days, hygiene is the win.
The “Thriving? No. But I Showered.” design is perfect for those navigating life with dry shampoo, passive-aggressive optimism, and a dark sense of humor. Whether you’re doing the bare minimum or honestly doing your best, this is your sarcastic badge of honor.
Product Details (T-Shirt):
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Unisex jersey short sleeve tee
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Soft cotton-blend, lightweight and breathable
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Graphic reads: “Thriving? No. But I Showered.”
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Machine washable and burnout-approved
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Available in multiple sizes and colors
Perfect For:
✔ Self-aware survivors of daily chaos
✔ Mental health warriors and burnout veterans
✔ Gifting your friend who tries (and that counts!)
✔ Wearing to therapy, brunch, or the couch
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
