Thriving? No. Functioning? Barely. Still showing up out of spite? Absolutely. This crewneck sweatshirt is for those who keep going just to prove everyone wrong. It's soft, snarky, and built for emotionally exhausted queens who refuse to quit—mostly out of principle.
Details:
Style: Gildan 18000 – classic crewneck, fleece-lined and fight-ready
Fit: Unisex – runs true to size for comfort and sass
Fabric: Cozy cotton/poly blend – built for breakdowns and bounce-backs
Print: Bold front graphic with peak spite energy
Care: Machine washable – because you’ve got enough going on
Perfect for: Burnt-out girl bosses, sarcastic introverts, therapy frequent flyers, and anyone who fuels themselves with caffeine and pure resentment.
