Overview: Two languages. Zero chill. The “Sarcasm is My First Language, Dissociation is My Second” design is a cheeky take on coping, communication, and checking out mid-conversation. Whether you're dodging emotions or turning them into punchlines, this is your new comfort uniform.
☕ Mug Details:
Ceramic 11oz or 15oz sizes
Design printed on both sides
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Great for sipping while mentally checking out
Designed and printed in the USA
✅ Perfect For:
✔ Sarcastic introverts and social floaters ✔ Funny gifts for burned-out besties ✔ Wearing to therapy or skipping it entirely ✔ People who answer “I’m fine” with ✨emotional damage✨
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
