Sarcasm is My First Language Hoodie – Funny Unisex Sweatshirt for Burnt-Out Brains

Overview:
Two languages. Zero chill.
The “Sarcasm is My First Language, Dissociation is My Second” design is a cheeky take on coping, communication, and checking out mid-conversation. Whether you're dodging emotions or turning them into punchlines, this is your new comfort uniform.

🧥 Hoodie Details:

• Unisex fleece hoodie with pouch pocket

• Cozy cotton/poly blend

• Same graphic printed on front

• Available in inclusive sizes

• Machine washable and emotionally avoidant

✅ Perfect For:

✔ Sarcastic introverts and social floaters
✔ Funny gifts for burned-out besties
✔ Wearing to therapy or skipping it entirely
✔ People who answer “I’m fine” with ✨emotional damage✨

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean