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If I Ghost You, It’s Self-Care Hoodie – Funny Cozy Graphic Sweatshirt
If I Ghost You, It’s Self-Care Hoodie – Funny Cozy Graphic Sweatshirt
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Ghosting? Nah, it's just radical self-preservation.
This ultra-soft hoodie is made for those who disappear from group chats with zero guilt and 100% comfort. Whether you’re avoiding people, plans, or just general chaos, this sarcastic sweatshirt is your emotional support hoodie.
Details:
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Fabric: Gildan 18500 – cozy, pill-resistant fleece blend
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Fit: Unisex sizing – relaxed and roomy
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Features: Front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, ribbed cuffs
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Print: Bold front graphic that says what you’re too tired to text
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Care: Machine washable (because laundry day is already too much)
Perfect for:
Introverts, over-thinkers, boundary-setters, and anyone who needs a wearable excuse to vanish.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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