It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle. This tee was made for binge-watching murder docs, canceling plans, and judging bad alibis in sweatpants. Equal parts dark humor and soft cotton, it's the official uniform of introverts with trust issues.
Details:
Shirt Style: Bella + Canvas 3001 – cozy, soft, and made for lounging
Fit: Unisex sizing – relaxed fit for maximum comfort
Fabric: Cotton or cotton-blend (varies by color)
Print: Bold front graphic for true crime lovers with nothing to hide
Care: Machine washable – no forensic tools required
Perfect for: True crime junkies, Netflix detectives, antisocial queens, murderino besties, and anyone who considers Dateline a personality trait.
