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God Bless This Hot Mess – Dumpster Fire Patriotic Graphic
God Bless This Hot Mess – Dumpster Fire Patriotic Graphic
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Because nothing says ‘freedom’ like a flaming dumpster wrapped in a flag.
This vintage-style design captures the true spirit of the moment: part patriotic, part chaotic, and 100% relatable. With retro script, distressed textures, and a star-spangled inferno, this is the perfect graphic for those who love their country—but also acknowledge the mess.
Wear it loud, sip from it with pride, or hang it where the vibes are equally unhinged.
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Retro Americana typography
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Distressed flag + dumpster fire graphic
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High-res design perfect for tees, mugs, hoodies, and more
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Designed by Almost Civil — for those who thrive in the chaos
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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