If your ideal night includes murder shows, snacks, and zero social interaction—this sweatshirt gets you. Soft, sarcastic, and just dark enough to raise a few eyebrows, this cozy crewneck is the ultimate comfort uniform for Netflix detectives and antisocial queens.
Fit: Unisex sizing – comfy and relaxed, just like your weekend plans
Fabric: Durable cotton/poly blend for long-haul binge-watching
Print: Bold front graphic for murderinos with a sense of humor
Care: Machine washable – no dry clean drama required
Perfect for: True crime fans, sarcastic besties, homebody girlfriends, introverts in denial, and anyone who knows the best part of going out… is staying in.
