For when being social just… isn’t in the cards. The “EW, People” t-shirt is your uniform for avoiding small talk in style. Whether you're an introvert, a selective extrovert, or just done with humanity for the day, this shirt makes the message clear—without saying a word (out loud, anyway).
Product Details:
Soft cotton-blend fabric
Unisex fit – relaxed, true to size
Graphic text: “EW, People”
Machine washable and socially distant
Available in multiple sizes and colors
Perfect For: ✔ Introverts, homebodies, and ghosters ✔ Gifts for friends who cancel plans (on purpose) ✔ Wearing to the coffee shop, bookstore, or absolutely nowhere ✔ Everyday sarcasm with a side of solitude
