Overview:
If I'm zoned out, don't worry—it's just dissociation.
The “Do I Seem Calm or Is This Dissociation?” design is dry, deadpan, and painfully accurate for anyone who navigates life slightly disconnected from reality. Whether you're spacing out or just expertly masking, this is your new uniform of emotional ambiguity.
👕 T-Shirt Details:
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Unisex soft cotton-blend tee
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Lightweight, breathable, and spaced-out friendly
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Printed with label-style layout and full quote
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Machine washable with long-lasting print
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Available in a range of sizes and calming colors
✅ Perfect For:
✔ Neurodivergent queens and kings
✔ Fans of humor that hits too close to home
✔ Gifting your therapist or ghosting your group chat
✔ Surviving the meeting while mentally floating above it
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
