Overview:
If I'm zoned out, don't worry—it's just dissociation.
The “Do I Seem Calm or Is This Dissociation?” design is dry, deadpan, and painfully accurate for anyone who navigates life slightly disconnected from reality. Whether you're spacing out or just expertly masking, this is your new uniform of emotional ambiguity.
🧥 Hoodie Details:
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Unisex fleece hoodie with pouch pocket
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Cozy cotton/poly blend
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Same quote design printed on the front
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Machine washable and therapy-session ready
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Available in inclusive sizing and muted tones
✅ Perfect For:
✔ Neurodivergent queens and kings
✔ Fans of humor that hits too close to home
✔ Gifting your therapist or ghosting your group chat
✔ Surviving the meeting while mentally floating above it
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
